Yogurt

So, just out of curiosity, when you pick up a container of Yoplait and decide you don't want that particular one, do you just chuck it back at the shelf like it insulted your mother? Because that's what it looks like by the end of the day. How about a little less body slamming the yogurt and a little more put it back where you found it!?!?

STOP ASKING ME IF I'M OPEN!

Oh my GOD! Can't you see the fucking SIGN!??!? Honestly, do I really need to answer your question? Can't you see the fucking FLAG that says OPEN!??!? Why are all you people so fucking STUPID!?
Yeah, ok, so i've lost it a little. I usually try to keep composure in these sort of blogs, to offer stories and suggestions in a calm and collected manner, but this is getting ridiculous. Are you people honestly so goddamn dumb, that you can't figure out that i'm open when i'm STANDING at a LANE, WAITING!!
oh, and please stop coming into my lane and saying 'looks like you're waiting just for me!' OR "you need something to do."
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Hilarious. Because i haven't heard that 9000 times already today. You're so damn original.
Man i'm glad that i'm stock today.

Are You Open? (cont)

Why do you ask if i'm open if i'm standing there, flag up, staring at you? One of these days I swear, i'm going to say no. I'm going to say No and stare at you till you walk away.
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Are You Open?

Is my flag up?